Here's the situation: you're lost.
If you got here from a legitimate-looking link on my site, then
a) sorry! and
b) feel free to email me telling me that I've once again violated the Sacred Web Codes, and will now be harshly - yet justly - dealt with by one of the ancient and mystical spider covens which winds its silken threads into the deepest shadows of each and every server room. Or don't. I'm not your boss.
